How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
I goat this.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 2. They'll fit.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
All prominent werewolf movies are produced in howl-lywood.
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