What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
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