What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What do you call a buffet for sheep?
All you can bleat!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
A wolf that uses bad language is known as a swearwolf.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What’s green and pecks on trees?
Woody the Wood Pickle.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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