A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
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