Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
A female sheep and a couple of aggressive birds are sitting on the veranda. What language do they speak?
Porchewegeese.
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
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