What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
Seems it’s a story that bears repeating.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Sheep jokes are bad.
Really baaaaaaa-d.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
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