What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
Kraken down.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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