What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
Snakes and Larders.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Whenever I go to a zoo, I only ever see dogs.
They were Shiht-zus.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Something’s goat to give.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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