What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
I once had a conversation with a dolphin.
We just clicked.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
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