How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How do you know when a crab's drunk?
When it starts walking straight
What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
Bi son!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
Deja moo:
That feeling you've heard this bull before.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
How do you apologize to a sloth? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
It was Panda-monium.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What do a crab, a lobster, and a Japanese guy run over in the middle of the road all have in common?
They're all Crushed-Asians!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Did you hear about the snake who wrote a love letter to his girlfriend?
He sealed it with a hiss.
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