Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
How can you tell if a crab is drunk?
It walks straight
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
What do you call a militia of pigeons?
A coo.
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do snakes use to clean their car windows?
Windscreen vipers.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
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