You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why don't squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call a Pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
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