Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
You have goat to be kidding me.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Go to BabaMail
