What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
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