Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
A Zebra said to a Lion “Let’s swap roles for a while."
The Lion said “ I’m game!”.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
The wolf really needed to talk with the skeleton because he had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
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