What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
I really like the Lion King
and every day the urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
Why do snakes always measure in inches?
Because they don’t have any feet.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
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