How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
Two European frogs discuss their ancestry
"So, are you a complete french frog?"
"No. I'm a tad-pole."
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