What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Have you noticed that most wolf parties begin at around midnight? Well, it is not by coincidence, it is so that they can have a howling good time.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
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