What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an jerk and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
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