The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
Slothy seconds
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Two flies were fighting on a toilet seat.
One got pissed.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
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