A wolf that uses bad language is known as a swearwolf.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees.
I think she's a keeper
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
I killed a spider with soap
He got a clean death.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
What do you call a bee you can't understand? A mumble bee.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
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