Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
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