What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
Goat milk?
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
How do you know when a crab's drunk?
When it starts walking straight
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
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