What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you call a militia of pigeons?
A coo.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
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