What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What do you call a Pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Have you watched werewolves taking lunch, you will be amused, they literally wolf it down!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
A homicide detective walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Hey look at those birds outside," the bartender comments to him. "Did you know that a group of crows like that is called a murder?"
"Well you can't be sure that's a murder," the detective says. "Unless there is probable caws."
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
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