There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a bee you can't understand? A mumble bee.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
"Swarm."
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
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