Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In his archive.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
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