What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Wolves love taking woofles for breakfast, they are sweet and amazing.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why did the guy kill the fly?
It was bugging him.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
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