What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
How do you catch a rich squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
Cashews
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
Why did the guy kill the fly?
It was bugging him.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What type of dog would be the best at portraying Tina Turner?
An Angela Bassett Hound.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
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