What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
The wolf really needed to talk with the skeleton because he had a bone to pick with him.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
Baaaa dumb hisssssss.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Sheep jokes are bad.
Really baaaaaaa-d.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
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