How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
All prominent werewolf movies are produced in howl-lywood.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What’s a dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
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