What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why don't squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Squid marks.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
What did the first century Christian say about the lion that killed his wife?
I'm Gladiator.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
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