Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Each year, lots of wolves go treating in howl-o-ween.
Wolfs are named after lots of things around and about them. For instance, lumberjack wolfs are known as timber wolfs.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
I asked what the lion in my wardrobe was doing.
He said it was Narnia business
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits.
What do you call a militia of pigeons?
A coo.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Go to BabaMail
