What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
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