What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
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