Wolfs are named after lots of things around and about them. For instance, lumberjack wolfs are known as timber wolfs.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?
A dive bar!
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
Why do Otters swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
An otter and an otter are in a car, who's driving? Animal Control
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Where do crabs invest their money?
A sea bank.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
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