Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
The only things wolves have that no other animal on the face of the earth has are wolf cubs.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
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