Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
Snakes and Larders.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Which are the best mathematicians amongst the snake family?
The adders.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
Baaaa dumb hisssssss.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
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