Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Go to BabaMail
