It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.
They said I was being too shellfish.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
I’m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Why did the viper, viper nose?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your highness.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
I like you, you croc my world.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
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