What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
How do you apologize to a sloth? BEAR your heart and soul.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
When you cross a wolf and Fred Astaire, you get dances with wolves.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
Slothy seconds
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
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