Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
"Swarm."
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
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