Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?
She flipped out!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
How does a crab go when it's right?
"Aw, snap!"
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
How do crabs evade taxes?
They set up shell corporations.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Sheep jokes are bad.
Really baaaaaaa-d.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
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