What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
How do you know when a crab's drunk?
When it starts walking straight
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
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