How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why do snakes always measure in inches?
Because they don’t have any feet.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
You can catch a lot of flies with honey
But you'll catch more honeys being fly.
2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.
One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Wolves love taking woofles for breakfast, they are sweet and amazing.
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
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