Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
Whenever I go to a zoo, I only ever see dogs.
They were Shiht-zus.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
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