The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
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