When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
Snakes and Larders.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Do You Know How Crabs Get Around On Land?
They Use The Sidewalk!
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
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