Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
How do crabs evade taxes?
They set up shell corporations.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I asked what the lion in my wardrobe was doing.
He said it was Narnia business
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
How do you know when a crab's drunk?
When it starts walking straight
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it’ll come back to bite you.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What happened when the two giraffes had a race?
It was neck and neck.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
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