Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
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