A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call a maternal Turkish robot water weasel?
An Ottoman otter-mom automaton.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
A shell-met!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.