I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.