My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
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