If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.