A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.