Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
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