What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
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