A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
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