What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.