If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
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