A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
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