Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?