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How did the frog feel when he hurt his leg?
Unhoppy
What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?
A carnie-vor.
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
But I broke it off.
What happened to the pirate who lost his peg leg?
He couldn't find it, so he was stumped.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
ILENE.
If a woman with big breasts works at Hooters, where does someone with one leg work?
IHOP.
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
Bruised Knee.
Breaking a leg during an audition ensures you're in the cast.
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I Was Going to Tell a Joke, But...
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