Weapons Jokes

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"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
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