Jokes

I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
Why are acorns bad at telling jokes? Because they tend to be acorn-y.
Irish I had better jokes.
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny!
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