Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

"I guess you had to be there."
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
“PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.”
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.