What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
Yo Mama so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
There once was a girl named Zoe,
She went out in her yard which was quite snowy.
She ate her brother,
Asked her parents for another,
So they had another named Joey.
There was a young lady of Kent,
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.