How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your backyard.
The Awkward Question
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s*x?"
The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
"Why did you ask this question?" Her father asked her:
The little girl replied, "Well mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
There once was a girl named Zoe, She went out in her yard which was quite snowy. She ate her brother, Asked her parents for another, So they had another named Joey. There was a young lady of Kent, Whose nose was most awfully bent.