There once was a girl named Zoe,
She went out in her yard which was quite snowy.
She ate her brother,
Asked her parents for another,
So they had another named Joey.
There was a young lady of Kent,
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
Yo Mama so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.