Choice Jokes

Little Johnny and the Bullies Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...

Dying to Czech it out
"If you’re given the choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal." ~ Katharine Hepburn
There’s small choice in rotten apples.
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