Roses Jokes

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Birthdays suck,
If they're not for you.

Happy birthday!

(Kevin Nishmas)
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Your spaghetti is overcooked, it sticks like glue.
Roses are red, I’m not wearing a suit,
Carrots are not vegetables, they are actually fruit.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Roses are red

Violets are blue

But I don't care

Cause I'm leaving you.
Roses are red

And you gotta go

Because I found out

That you is a ho.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You made my life a mess

Please call a clean-up crew
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
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