Roses

Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
but tonight you’ll get two.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was vaseline
Turned out to be glue!
Roses are red
Grass is greener
I think of you
When I touch my weiner.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But I’m thinking of you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got genital warts
Soon you will too.
Roses are red
Violets are violet
You can be the cockpit
And I’ll be the pilot.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Porn hub is down
Your wife’s facebook will do.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.