Roses are red violets are blue jokes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, these made us laugh, as they will for you!

Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
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