Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.